I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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