So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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