Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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