Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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