Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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