we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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