have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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