It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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