Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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