and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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