somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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