On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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