i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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