Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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