I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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