I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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