If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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