Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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