just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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