so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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