I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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