She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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