So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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