But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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