When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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