He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
do herpes really smell.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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