THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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