Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
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My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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