They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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