I want to stick my p in your. b.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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