im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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