There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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