She tied me up with her honor cords...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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