i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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