he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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