did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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