i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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