So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
