Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
