You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
