Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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