after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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