no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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