To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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