She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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