I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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