He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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