I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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