Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
