We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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