Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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