When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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