I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm both gender and math confused
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