how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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