fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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