i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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