Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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